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[milliondollarpipes]

[At first, the camera is just pointing into a bush. There's a bit of shuffling, a flash of sleeve and a wide-eyed Skiddo pressing up against Harvey's legs. Then he points the camera around the tree they're hiding behind.

This thing is oozing along down the grass, waving tentacles and tongue in the air.]

Please tell me other people are seeing this thing.

If we ever find out who's responsible for this, I say we feed 'em to them. What the hell...how's it even moving on land like that?

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[samsa]

[Oh sweet lord not another one. Kaneki can't help but keep his voice to a whisper as he answers...just in case.]

I saw one of those too. Only...it didn't look quite like that.

[Read: the horror levels were on a completely different sort of spectrum, but both are equally horrifying as far as he's concerned.]

...if you have something that knows Thunder Wave, it might be able to stop it long enough for you to get out of there, if it tries to attack. That's the only thing that stopped the one that went after me and my friend.

[milliondollarpipes]

No such luck.

I'm just hopin' I can outrun it, if it sees me. I ain't about to make my Pokemon tangle with that if I can avoid it. [Battles are fun, but there are some things that are just too far.]

[samsa]

[Attacking definitely isn't preferable, but with these things...sometimes it's unavoidable.]

I understand. Just be careful. It doesn't take much to provoke them.

[milliondollarpipes]

Trust me, I'll be careful. I do not want that touchin' me.

[samsa]

I don't blame you. It hasn't noticed you yet, has it?

[milliondollarpipes]

Nah. It saw my Murkrow, but she flew off and it gave up.

It's still between me and town though. [Because of course it is.]

[samsa]

[Harvey he's so sorry.]

Mm...do you see any way around it?

[milliondollarpipes]

Not yet. It's just been millin' around in circles.

[samsa]

Maybe you could distract its attention, then? Like...by throwing something far away. Maybe it will follow the sound and give you a chance to escape.

[milliondollarpipes]

[That sounds like something out of a cartoon. But he's a little desperate.]

Worth a shot. There's gotta be a stick or somethin' here...

[samsa]

[To be fair, that looks like something out of a cartoon.]

If you can't find anything, you could maybe have your Pokemon attack something in the distance. Anything like that would probably work.

[milliondollarpipes]

[What kind of ungodly devil cartoons do you watch]

I think I got it... [He glances over his shoulder.] Okay, I'm gonna hang up for this. If I don't come back, I'm probably gettin' licked.

[samsa]

Alright. Be careful.