2nd Gig | Video

[milliondollarpipes]

[At first, the camera is just pointing into a bush. There's a bit of shuffling, a flash of sleeve and a wide-eyed Skiddo pressing up against Harvey's legs. Then he points the camera around the tree they're hiding behind.

This thing is oozing along down the grass, waving tentacles and tongue in the air.]

Please tell me other people are seeing this thing.

If we ever find out who's responsible for this, I say we feed 'em to them. What the hell...how's it even moving on land like that?

Comments

[pipers_son]

Exactly where I'm situated! Ah- but I'm at work right now.

[Like for the rest of the month. Circus life is busy.]

Don't suppose I can convince ya ta get one...

[milliondollarpipes]

Not a chance.

[Look, he's interested in the new Pokemon here and all, but he's got the good sense not to chuck a ball at one of those things.]

[pipers_son]

Awwwww, s'a pity. Oh well. Maybe it'll still be there later.

Look on the bright side, y'know yer not drunk or on drugs since so many other folks are seein' it too.

[milliondollarpipes]

It'd take more than booze to make me see that. You sure they're even safe to be keepin' around?

[pipers_son]

No.

[At least he's honest. And blunt.]

[milliondollarpipes]

...fair enough.

[pipers_son]

Hey, lookit the bright side! It could always be worse!

Attached ta yer leg, for instance.

[milliondollarpipes]

...great, thanks. [He's got a point, but it's not super helpful at the moment.]

[pipers_son]

Yer welcome. Gotta stay optimistic in times like these, eh?