2nd Gig | Video

[milliondollarpipes]

[At first, the camera is just pointing into a bush. There's a bit of shuffling, a flash of sleeve and a wide-eyed Skiddo pressing up against Harvey's legs. Then he points the camera around the tree they're hiding behind.

This thing is oozing along down the grass, waving tentacles and tongue in the air.]

Please tell me other people are seeing this thing.

If we ever find out who's responsible for this, I say we feed 'em to them. What the hell...how's it even moving on land like that?

Comments

SORRY I'M SO LATE

[adai]

Oh no, that sounds awful. Wouldn't it be safer to get inside somewhere?

no worries!

[milliondollarpipes]

It would've been.

[He has regrets, okay?]

I was just tryin' to get my goat out for a quick walk. He's got a lotta energy. And he thinks you can eat hotel furniture. [SIGNIFICANT LOOK OFFSCREEN]

[adai]

Ah, I see. That certainly sounds troublesome...

[Thankfully his Pokémon have been pretty well-behaved, but he's heard all sorts of horror stories.]

Are those creatures everywhere or is the city safe?

[milliondollarpipes]

...well, I didn't see too many in town...

[NOWHERE IS SAFE]

[adai]

...Oh. That's... definitely a problem...

[Note to self: don't leave the hotel room.]

Do you know if they can be fought?

[milliondollarpipes]

Probably.

My goat here hatched a couple weeks ago though, I ain't makin' him go up against that thing. [IT'S JUST A BABY GOAT]

[adai]

Ah, oh no, definitely not!

[SPARE THE POOR GOAT]

It might be best to leave it alone. Maybe it'll get bored and leave eventually...?

[milliondollarpipes]

That's what I'm hopin' for.

[adai]

Good luck, I really hope that thing doesn't stay for too long...

[milliondollarpipes]

Thanks. At least talkin' passes the time a little...

[Helps him not focus on the current situation.]