2nd Gig | Video

[milliondollarpipes]

[At first, the camera is just pointing into a bush. There's a bit of shuffling, a flash of sleeve and a wide-eyed Skiddo pressing up against Harvey's legs. Then he points the camera around the tree they're hiding behind.

This thing is oozing along down the grass, waving tentacles and tongue in the air.]

Please tell me other people are seeing this thing.

If we ever find out who's responsible for this, I say we feed 'em to them. What the hell...how's it even moving on land like that?

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[irenicly]

[Banjou makes a very unmanly eep! he manages to quickly suppress.]

W-what is that thing?!

These things are everywhere. I don't understand what's going on.

[milliondollarpipes]

Doesn't seem like anybody does. Are they all comin' from one place, or are they just...appearing?

[irenicly]

Maybe they're all coming from one place?

I've never seen them before now.

[milliondollarpipes]

That'd make the most sense. But they must be makin' good time, they're everywhere.

[irenicly]

Hell, knowing this place, they're all showing up here from some sort of portal.

That's basically what happened last year, without the dangerous hybrid Pokemon showing up.

[milliondollarpipes]

...what, there were just portals everywhere?

[irenicly]

Not everywhere, no, but a portal would open, and then the people who entered them all showed up at the same area.

I'm still not sure how that happened, though. Maybe for a similar reason?

[milliondollarpipes]

Does that kinda thing happen a lot around here?

[irenicly]

From what I understand, Octobers are usually a pretty weird month around here.

[milliondollarpipes]

...funny. We get that at home too.

October's just a terrible month everywhere.

[irenicly]

Really? That's pretty damn unfortunate.

What happens where you're from?

[milliondollarpipes]

[He shrugs.]

Evil robot attacks, demons, things like that. Once some kinda elder god thing came and absorbed pretty much everyone on the damn planet.

[irenicly]

[......]

That sounds a lot worse than what happens here.

[milliondollarpipes]

I'm not gonna lie, it ain't fun.

Usually clears up by November though.

[irenicly]

At least it only lasts a month, I guess. It could always be worse.

[He has Experience.]

[milliondollarpipes]

It could definitely be worse.

[He hasn't told you about the things that DON'T start in October.]