Post-R3 Harvey Catchall

[milliondollarpipes]

Post R3-catchall for Harvey Finevoice! I'm late and couldn't be bothered to track down an actual canon image deal with it BD

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[mopocalypse]

hey hatman
hatmaaaaaaaan (?・・)σ
what do you know about the respiratory system
as a totally innocent and normal question and definitely not because i suck at studying and if i fail this test onee-chan's going to make me study with her and the other smart kids and wake me up whenever i fall asleep from boredom???? – =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ

[milliondollarpipes]

You know I'm not a doctor, kid. Doubt I know much more than you.
Anything in particular you're looking for?

Did you take any notes?

[Don't worry, he entirely expects that she did not.]

[mopocalypse]

uhhhhhhh
does this count?????

[milliondollarpipes]

[.....]

Just look up some stuff on the internet about it
It says alveoli are tiny sacs within our lungs that allow oxygen and carbon dioxide to move between the lungs and bloodstream.

[Obviously copy-pasted in. Like he knows what they are either.]

[mopocalypse]

i tried but i fell asleep at the computer .( ̵˃﹏˂̵ )
i'm not good at this.........
also if we have bags in our lungs how do they move the oxygen

[milliondollarpipes]

Okay
The alveoli are little things in your lungs that take the oxygen out of the air you breathe and put it in your blood
And then they take the carbon dioxide from the blood and put it in the air you exhale

[Look, he's just summarizing what he's reading on the internet right now. He could ask the resident scientist, but he also sorta hates that guy.]

[mopocalypse]

[Who doesn't hatman sorta hate, though.]

okay!!!
so it's not actually the heart that does that （・∩・）？
i thought it was b/c there's the blue parts and the red parts

[milliondollarpipes]

Well, the heart pumps the blood around.

[TO BE FAIR most of the people he hates have literally murdered children or something]

[mopocalypse]

so that explains the blood things in the lung diagram i guess!!!

[milliondollarpipes]

I guess so.
When's this test happening anyway?

[mopocalypse]

3 days ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ)
onee-chan won't let me put it off to the last minute..........

[milliondollarpipes]

That's probably best. If you wait until the night before, you'll just be too tired to remember anything.
Okay, let's do the diaphragm next.

[There's a brief pause, because - and this is true - if you type "diaphragm" into Google everything you get is about diaphragm birth control.]

It's a muscle that contracts and expands when you breathe, to make room for the air.
I know that when you get hiccups, it's cause it's spazzing out in there

[mopocalypse]

okay!!!
so it's a muscle but it's important to breathing and stuff
why are organs so complicated (꒪ȏ꒪)ｴｯ?

[milliondollarpipes]

You keep track of all this multidimensional stuff pretty good
Organs ain't all that complicated in comparison

[mopocalypse]

yeah but i still get confused a lot (っ- ‸ – ς)
and sometimes it's fun!!!
bio is not fun
besides there are so many parts
and also if adults don't know it after they learn it in school how important is it??

[milliondollarpipes]

Guess it depends if you're gonna be a doctor or something.
It could be useful for when you're out on missions. If you ever gotta do field medicine or something.

[mopocalypse]

i couldn't dissect somebody's lung in the field!!
they'd come out looking like frankenstein's monster!!!
they'd haunt the hq for decades looking for revenge!!!!!!
ε=ε=ε=(ﾉTдT)ﾉ noooooooooooooooooo

[milliondollarpipes]

Oh god, no, I didn't mean THAT
With the way our lives are they probably would

[mopocalypse]

i didn't even inspect any bodies how could i be a medic......
(sort of envied that job though)
(instead i only ever got the really dumb evidence)
(awkward topic)
(don't ever dig in toilets for fabric ok)

[milliondollarpipes]

Why w
Nevermind I don't need to know

I wouldn'tve wanted to do that every week. Would've helped out if I had to, I guess [He's not overly squeamish about that stuff. Wario was just...Wario.]

[mopocalypse]

yeahhh at least ryuutan liked doing it
even if that's......
（ΩДΩ） new topic
long story short these bio tests suck!!!!!
and also i'm pretty sure it's one of those things you just forget after you graduate anyway
why does school do this

[milliondollarpipes]

Well, maybe you'll need it someday.

[Translation: he doesn't really know, but stay in school, kid]

It don't seem like too much to remember. You've got a couple days left, so don't get stressed about it.

[mopocalypse]

fiiiiiiiiiine...
i guess i can't drop out anyway
onee-chan would flip ┗( ●-﹏ ｀｡)づ
besides i'd miss my friends!!!
so i suppose there is nothing else to do

[milliondollarpipes]

That's the spirit.
You want me to just pop over there? Text messages don't seem like the best way to help study

[mopocalypse]

really???? ෆු(*˃ர்˂*)ෆු
okay!!! thank you i'll get some cookies or something
and maybe more grapes if meringue ate them all
thank you hatman you are the greatest ༼ つ ◕o◕ ༽つ