Post-R3 Harvey Catchall

[milliondollarpipes]

Post R3-catchall for Harvey Finevoice! I'm late and couldn't be bothered to track down an actual canon image deal with it BD

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mr finevoice
would i die if i ate plasticine

[milliondollarpipes]

What? No
Why are you eating plasticine

[callbacks]

what no im not
harks just asked if i have and i was trying to figure it out because like fuck if i know what the hell bro was feeding me
if itd kill me the answer would have to be no you know on account of my somehow surviving infancy
but now i have to think of a different test

[milliondollarpipes]

[Look, you literally cannot blame him for asking.]

I don't know why anyone would ever feed a kid plasticine.

But kids eat it themselves pretty often. You got those little kitchen sets, most of them'll try to eat something they made at least once.

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[Literally cannot.]

ohhh its like playdoh
ok yeah i totally ate that hahahaha
shit thats not even the weirdest thing i ever ate i dont know why i was worried about it
guess i thought from the name it had more to do with plastic

[milliondollarpipes]

I guess it kinda sounds dangerous.

[And he's not sure he wants to know this, but.....]

What IS the weirdest thing you've eaten?

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before or after i moved in with aliens

[milliondollarpipes]

Nevermind, I don't wanna know anymore

[callbacks]

hahahaha
anyway i dont know it was actually probably something here in kalos
the translation magic in our heads doesnt handle food real well for me probably because english usually uses the french names for french dishes anyway so i dont know what half this shit is
and probably
i dont want to know

[milliondollarpipes]

Even normal French food's weird
Not sure what happens when you throw Pokemon in there


Not literally
Unless they actually eat Pokemon over there