Post-R3 Harvey Catchall

[milliondollarpipes]

Post R3-catchall for Harvey Finevoice! I'm late and couldn't be bothered to track down an actual canon image deal with it BD

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[mopocalypse]

hey hatman
hatmaaaaaaaan (?・・)σ
what do you know about the respiratory system
as a totally innocent and normal question and definitely not because i suck at studying and if i fail this test onee-chan's going to make me study with her and the other smart kids and wake me up whenever i fall asleep from boredom???? – =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ

[milliondollarpipes]

You know I'm not a doctor, kid. Doubt I know much more than you.
Anything in particular you're looking for?

Did you take any notes?

[Don't worry, he entirely expects that she did not.]

[mopocalypse]

uhhhhhhh
does this count?????

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[.....]

Just look up some stuff on the internet about it
It says alveoli are tiny sacs within our lungs that allow oxygen and carbon dioxide to move between the lungs and bloodstream.

[Obviously copy-pasted in. Like he knows what they are either.]

[mopocalypse]

i tried but i fell asleep at the computer .( ̵˃﹏˂̵ )
i'm not good at this.........
also if we have bags in our lungs how do they move the oxygen

[milliondollarpipes]

Okay
The alveoli are little things in your lungs that take the oxygen out of the air you breathe and put it in your blood
And then they take the carbon dioxide from the blood and put it in the air you exhale

[Look, he's just summarizing what he's reading on the internet right now. He could ask the resident scientist, but he also sorta hates that guy.]

[mopocalypse]

[Who doesn't hatman sorta hate, though.]

okay!!!
so it's not actually the heart that does that （・∩・）？
i thought it was b/c there's the blue parts and the red parts

[milliondollarpipes]

Well, the heart pumps the blood around.

[TO BE FAIR most of the people he hates have literally murdered children or something]

I am going to assume FF-HQ for the time being

[ru_fi_oh]

Yo my man! Long time no see! What brings you to these parts?

[You get a lanky yet snazily-dressed alien grinning and waving towards you with a bit too much excitement. Although, despite wearing the traditional future foundation uniform he somehow manages to add his own overly gaudy weaboo-flair to it all. is that a magical-girl tie he's wearing?

...He's been obviously spending to much time around Yamada.]

Don't tell me you've been called in.

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Oh! Hey, kid!

[Harvey, meanwhile, is dressed like a normal fucking person. Still in the uniform, admittedly - take advantage of the brief lapse in snazzy suits, Rufioh.]

Yeah, I got called up. Somethin' about going to get a few more of those kids Monaka sent out. What're you in for?

Time to visit dad

[mindofathief]

This is bigger than New Pork City...

[Duster stands right at a window on Harvey's spaceship and stares at the Chicago skyline in amazement. He's heard of how crowded cities were from Ryuunosuke, but this is still a huge surprise.

He turns to Harvey and points at the Sears Tower.] Do you live in one of those?

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[Harvey's leaning against the bulkhead by the window, watching Duster more than the skyline. Yeah, it's pretty damn impressive the first time. He grins at the question.]

Nah, that's the Sears Tower. Used to be the tallest building in the world. The big ones're all office buildings.

The place I lived was only five stories, it was - [He steps over, scans the city, and gestures more towards the southern end.] - more over that way, I guess. I could show ya better at street level, it's different seein' it from up here...

[mindofathief]

[Used to?! That's just mind boggling. The two towers Duster and his friends climbed were barely as tall as the Sears Tower, and that wasn't even the biggest one in Harvey's world?!

Well, judging by the other skyscrapers in the area, this shouldn't be as much of a surprise.]

Yeah, that sounds good. [Five is manageable. That's how big the hotel was.] So it's like a hotel, where you have your own places to stay, right? But with more people.

[What are apartments??]

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[WELCOME TO APARTMENTS 101]

Yeah, somethin' like that. You get more space than a hotel, usually at least a couple rooms. Kinda depends how nice the place is.

[CLASS OVER look it's really not important. Harvey presses a few buttons on the console, zooming in on a street in the business district. It's still high up enough that the crowds and cars look like toys, but he seems to recognize what he's looking at.]

Ah, that's not right... [He presses a few more buttons.] I always have trouble with this computer stuff, gimme a sec. My old neighborhood's down a ways.

[mindofathief]

[Okay that makes some sense. Duster guesses apartments don't have fancy things like spas and bars, but he's pretty sure they have a public kitchen or something.]

Sure thing. I'll be on lookout. [Not that it's necessary, but it's an excuse to continue staring out the window. Man, Ryuunosuke was right: cities are cramped, even as they fly away from downtown. Good thing Duster isn't claustrophobic, or else he'd staple his way up to the roof the moment they touched ground.]

Do you live close to the beach? Is it true you don't know your neighbors? [He spots a train as it runs beneath them.] Chicago's big enough that you need a train to get from one place to another?!

[SO MANY QUESTIONS.] Ah. Where's the club you were mentioning earlier?

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[Harvey chuckles.]

Geez, kid. This is all new to you, huh?

I actually don't live around here anymore. This is just where I grew up. Come to think of it, I ain't even sure that old building's still standing... [He thinks about that for a moment and shrugs.] ...but I know the club is. We can go check that out.

I'll show ya the trains, too. Most of 'em are underground.

[mindofathief]

[Duster has a strong urge to channel Dave or Allie and say something along the lines of "THAT IS HELLA SWEET" but...

He'll just stare in amazement.]

I can't believe...this world used to be so amazing! [Maybe not all cities are manifestations of the greed and false displays of happiness!] I can't wait to tell everyone back home about this.

[He steps back from the window to check up on his bass and music notes. The moment they touch ground, he is getting out of here and ready to check that place out.] You have some friends at the club that can set up a performance date sometime soon?

[milliondollarpipes]

[Yeah, modern American cities are totally nothing like that, ha ha haaaaaa...]

Yeeeeeeah...I mean, I ain't seen the guy in a while, but we keep in touch. I'll introduce ya.

[The viewscreen has passed by anything that looks remotely club-like in nature. Harvey appears to be scoping out alleyways and the odd abandoned storefront. Eventually he settles on a corner somewhere that looks pretty clean.]

Okay, I'm gonna put us down there. Normal folks don't know that spaceships and crap are real, they'd flip their lids if they saw us beamin' in. And, uh - if anyone asks? We met in Minnesota.

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[callbacks]

mr finevoice
would i die if i ate plasticine

[milliondollarpipes]

What? No
Why are you eating plasticine

[callbacks]

what no im not
harks just asked if i have and i was trying to figure it out because like fuck if i know what the hell bro was feeding me
if itd kill me the answer would have to be no you know on account of my somehow surviving infancy
but now i have to think of a different test

[milliondollarpipes]

[Look, you literally cannot blame him for asking.]

I don't know why anyone would ever feed a kid plasticine.

But kids eat it themselves pretty often. You got those little kitchen sets, most of them'll try to eat something they made at least once.

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[Literally cannot.]

ohhh its like playdoh
ok yeah i totally ate that hahahaha
shit thats not even the weirdest thing i ever ate i dont know why i was worried about it
guess i thought from the name it had more to do with plastic

[milliondollarpipes]

I guess it kinda sounds dangerous.

[And he's not sure he wants to know this, but.....]

What IS the weirdest thing you've eaten?

[callbacks]

before or after i moved in with aliens